Some days life will get in the way. Sometimes you won’t be able to swallow that last inch. There will come a day when your safeword rings through the air. A day when you work tirelessly, but can’t seem to finish all the things asked of you. A time when you try so hard, and find yourself watching as things crumble in your hand.
You’ll feel that you’ve failed. That you’ve failed yourself, failed him, and fallen short. You’ll want to believe that you aren’t enough.
But perfection isn’t the goal. He doesn’t need you to be perfect, and he doesn’t expect you to be. He needs your effort. He wants your devotion. When you try with everything you have there is no failure. Effort is the measure of success. Your best, is always enough.
You can’t just shove your dick inside of somebody’s vagina.
FOREPLAY IS YOUR FRIEND!
And for some people, the more time you spend on foreplay, the better the sex session will be.
Hold up … why are y’all afraid of a little lube????
Lube is life???? Turn that coochie and booty into a slip and slide and you’ll orgasm in NO TIME ok??
Jot that down
Condoms are your friends.
And if you’re not fond of them, please make sure you are monogamous with your sexual partner (for infection control- meaning you will decrease the amount of STIs being spread). Get tested regularly especially if you are constantly having new sexual partners.
Just drink more water. Please.
And if you expect people to fucking shave for you. Expect them to have a little scarring or bumps because ingrown hairs are a bitch and there’s nothing many of us can do about it. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Oh and your energy is everything.
If your energy is not compatible with the person you’re fucking with, the sex is not gonna be that great.
Omg please stop expecting people who have no to little experience with sex to be doing magic tricks with you.
It’s either you’re willing to teach or just don’t fuck with them.
I’m tired of hearing that “your dick/pussy is wack” BS.
Ok sorry that they don’t have sex with everyone they make eye contact with. Sheesh.
Yes to all of this!!!
I’m here for all of this except the Lube swap lune for natural oils and I’m here for it!
At work? Excuse yourself to the bathroom and rub for 60 seconds every 2 hours.
Out shopping? Mall toilets, panties down and rub, rub, rub.
Drinking with friends? Barroom toilets between every drink for 60 seconds of rubbing.
In the car? Rub through your clothes, or list your skirt up and let yourself go.
As you get more excited, keep a dildo with you at all times and slip that fat rubber cock in and let your mind melt. Let’s see if you can make it to that last picture, bent double, ploughing your ass with a fat black rubber cock… you know you want to.
if you are not rubbing or pumping your cunt at least FIVE times a day, you are not trying hard enough.
if you have to beg a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual. if you make a girl feel bad for not wanting to have sex with you to the point where she says yes, it’s not consensual. if you have to trick a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual.
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Oh, men know this. Sadly, most of them don’t give a shit
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